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Saturday, September 20, 2008

My Belly, The Bumper

Within the last few days I have suddenly started banging into things w/my whaleness of a belly. I dont know if it dropped, got bigger, or both but all of a sudden I seem to have lost my ability to navigate around things with this enormous thing sticking out of my front...

Maybe I need a Tummy Guard - you know, the equivalent to shin guards, chest pads etc... that athletes use. If not, I can just get a pillow and some ribbon and tie it around my abdomen.

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